Welcome to the online home of the Fake Zodiac Signs. It’s not a system, it’s not consistent, and you can’t tell the future from it! But it might be just what you need.

Fake Zodiac Signs has been published as a chapbook by Meat for Tea Press! Available now on Amazon and elsewhere! And soon wherever fake astrology is sold! Ask for it by name!

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Cover illo by and (c) Drew Meger 

Fake Zodiac Signs by and (c) Peter Urkowitz